The Reply

I gotta post this on behalf of my dear friend Patz.

Few Pointers for Guys:

1) clear your mind and clear your schedule. if you don't you will become
impatient and eventually a grumpy bastard, your girlfriend will get pissed
at you and all your hard work done till then wasted, so go with an open
mind, and some understanding of the Tao Chi

2) be friendly NEVER criticize, comment, or make suggestions about something
you know nothing about. also if you act too informed she may get suspicious

3) stay seated. find a comfortable place to sit down while she is trying
clothes on preferably one near the fitting room so you can be on call should
she need support. by staying seated you stay comfortable and the means calm
and less likely to blow a gasket.

4) avoid eye contact. where there are woman shopping there are an abundance
of babes. avoid the tendency to assuage the tedium of shopping with eyeing
down the choisome selection of fashion crazed hotties. your girlfriend is
especially senstive to these glancings. to her they indicate infidelity and
lack of respect though for the man they are merely a cry for help.

5) be a man. as weilim mentioned, carry the bags, it is a small thing to do,
and aside from being a good work out, her criticism of your poor fashion
sense and general boorishness will be softened

these are some of my rules of shopping, i wanted to post them to your blog
but you need a gmail account, i might have to get one now hmmm?

anyway i jotted these down so you could get a guys perspective. keep in mind
i am just one man

you are a really funny cutey weilim

enjoy your day

Patrick